One too many...
Alec: Excuse me, can I get past?
Girl 1: You should dance with my friend (indicates Girl 2)
Alec: Um.. no thanks.
Girl 1: She really likes you
Alec: Actually, she looks like she wants to throw up.
Girl 2: (heaves) Want to party?
Alec: Sorry, I'm married.
Girl 1: That's too bad
Alec: Yeah. For you. I'm brilliant at it.
(Girl 2 vomits on Alec's shoes)